Trump claims to be a “young and vibrant man.” Bullshit.

Donald Trump told reporters Friday that “I am a young, vibrant man,” in an apparent swipe at former Vice President Joe Biden, who is a few years older than Trump.

Okaaaayyy …

A young, vibrant man (center) with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau:

WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 13:  U.S. President Donald Trump (L), greets Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at the White House February 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. Later in the day the two leaders are scheduled to speak to the media at a news conference. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

The slump of a young, vibrant man:

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 25:   U.S. President Donald Trump arrives to speak at a press event in the Rose Garden of the White House on January 25, 2019 in Washington, DC. The White House announced they've reached a deal with Congress to end the shutdown and open the federal government for three weeks to give time to work out a larger immigration and border security deal.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

“I’m so young and vibrant that golf carts are the only vehicles where I get behind the wheel.”

AYR, SCOTLAND - JULY 30:  Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump drives a golf buggy during his visits to his Scottish golf course Turnberry on July 30, 2015 in Ayr, Scotland. Donald Trump answered questions from the media at a press conference held in his hotel.  (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

“I am a young, vibrant man.”

ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND - JULY 10:  Donald Trump plays a round of golf after the opening of The Trump International Golf Links Course on July 10, 2012 in Balmedie, Scotland. The controversial £100m course opens to the public on Sunday July 15. Further plans to

“I am a young, vibrant man. Now where’s the bus back to the senior center?”

US President Donald Trump attends a briefing with senior military personnel, Puerto Rico Governor Ricardo Rossello, and US Virgin Islands Governor Kenneth Mapp in the Ward Room aboard the USS Kearsarge, off Puerto Rico on October 3, 2017. - Nearly two weeks after Hurricane Maria thrashed through the US territory, much of the islands remains short of food and without access to power or drinking water. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP)        (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)

And we do know what a young, vibrant president looks like:

BLACK AND WHITE VERSION - US President Barack Obama plays basketball with former NBA player Bruce Bowen during the annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House April 9, 2012 in Washington, DC.  The First Family participated in the yearly event where the South Lawn is opened up to guests to participate in various egg rolls and other activities.  AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI        (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/GettyImages)

Definitely going to need a picture of Trump vibrantly doing a push-up …

US President Barack Obama does pushups during backetball shooting drills during the annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House April 9, 2012 in Washington, DC.  The First Family participated in the yearly event where the South Lawn is opened up to guests to participate in various egg rolls and other activities.  AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI        (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)