The REAL reason Trump cancelled his trip to Denmark

By now we all have heard of Trump’s loony attempt to buy Greenland from Denmark.  After they were able to regain their composure from ROTFLTAO, the Danes told Trump to go fuck himself.

Meanwhile, Trump was scheduled to visit Denmark in early September.  He cancelled, citing his unhappiness with their rejection of his silly offer.

HOWEVER — now we know why Trump cancelled:  Obama is visiting Denmark in late September.  Trump knows his own crowds will be small and the streets will be thronged with demonstrators telling him to go away while Obama will be greeted by huge, cheering, friendly crowds.  Trump cancelled because he can’t stand to be upstaged by Obama.