I am often asked by my Republican acquaintances to explain the differences between Democrats and Republicans.
While it is possible to spend a college semester discussing the matter, there is a simple answer.
We Democrats are a mixed bunch with a wide range of views and opinions, ranging from the far-out to the middle-of-the-road. We work out our differences.
Republicans are united with one and only one opinion and the opinion is full-bore, all-out nutty. Off-the-chart loony. Bizarre. Ignorant. And proud of it.