Courtesy of NBC News:
Todd Palin has filed for divorce from Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and GOP vice presidential candidate, citing “incompatibility of temperament” and that “they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”
Todd Palin, 55, asked to dissolve the couple’s 31-year marriage in a filing submitted Friday in Anchorage Superior Court. The paperwork was submitted on Aug. 29, eight days after the couple’s anniversary.
The filing, first reported by the Anchorage Daily News, only uses initials but details the couple’s marriage date and the birth date of their 11-year-old son, Trig, and asks for an equal separation of assets and debts.
According to a lot of sources in Alaska, they have not shared a bed in over a decade, and don’t even bother making public appearances together anymore.
Todd is represented by Kimberlee Colbo, who was Dakota Meyer’s attorney when he fought Bristol Palin for custody of his child.
Of course, we have no idea what Todd will do now since Sarah has been his sugar mama for almost a decade and a half now.
Stay tuned folks — if we know the Palins this is about to get really ugly.
I should be ashamed of myself for chuckling about this, but, Sarah asked for it.
- She presents herself as the perfect parent in spite of these facts: (1) Son Track has two children by two different women, not married to either. (2) Son Track has multiple arrests and convictions for assault and battery. (3) Son Track arrested after threatening to “beat the shit” out of his father. (4) Daughter Bristol has three children by two or three different men; never married the first baby daddy; knocked up again by ???; married, one child by husband; divorced. (5) Daughter Willow trashed empty house with friends, $30,000 of damage.
- Meanwhile, Sarah constantly criticized the Obama family because their daughters listened to music by Beyonce.
- Sarah is forever referring to her “faith.”
Meanwhile, Todd cites “incompatibility of temperament” as a reason for the divorce. I guess Sarah must have gone foaming-at-the-mouth, throwing dishes, eyeball clawing, tire biting batshit crazy . . . although she didn’t have far to go.
And here’s a question for you:
Q: Which family is the bigger white trash: Palin, or, Trump?
A: It’s a trick question. They both are white trash.