Note to Ivanka:

I absolutely love the new hair-do! It’s sophisticated yet youthful, almost business-like in its simplicity, yet somehow reflective of a woman who is desperately trying to be politically relevant.

What’s sad is that despite your being in the public eye for three years now, despite the fact that when you speak, you are listened to, despite the obvious fact that you could have used these three years to speak up for something – anything! – that was of value, of substance, of consequence, the only thing you have ever done that is worthy of commentary is a hair-cut.