Meanwhile, to take our minds of the crook in the White House: Bristol Palin is now robbing the cradle for her next baby daddy

Should we tell him?

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

The Palin clan has found themselves in the midst of a public spectacle with the very public divorce of Sarah and Todd.

But it appears Bristol Palin isn’t letting the end of her parents’ marriage negatively impact her outlook on love.

She took to Instagram Saturday from a Texas A&M game with her apparent new beau Janson Moore, captioned with the heart eyes emoji.

He also posted the snap, referencing the bible verse James 1:17 in the caption, which reads: ‘Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.’

Any of the Palins throwing out bible verses makes my head hurt.

Apparently this new meat is a Texas native and is currently working as a medical sales representative.

I don’t think that job is going to bring in enough cash to keep Bristol happy for long.

Update: Bristol’s ex-husband and the father of one or two of her children, Dakota Meyer, weighs in.

Courtesy of The Blast:

“How do you feel about Bristol dating again?” a fan asked. Meyer replied, “I couldn’t be happier for them.”

Another fan delved deeper and asked, “How d you deal with your ex dating new people and making a show of it?”

Meyer had an extremely honest, and pretty funny, answer:

“Why would you care?? The fast they move on the better your life gets. Always thank the person that takes your spot. Lol cuz you know what they’re about to take on!!”

And he should certainly know.

Peeking at Janson’s Instagram, seems he is VERY close to his mama — who appears to be equally religious. I can’t help but wonder how mom feels about a woman 5 years his senior, with quite a bit of life “experience” resulting in 3 kids by two or three different men and a divorce under her belt;  a woman whose parents are divorcing;  a woman whose troubled, violent brother is not allowed to be around her children;  and a woman who has a history of reality TV, public airing of her relationship laundry.   Momma Moore had best watch this very carefully.

Here are a few tips for the new boyfriend:

  • Do not allow Sarah Palin to arrange for Ted Nugent to perform at the wedding reception. “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”  is not exactly the best first dance as Mr. & Mrs.
  • Don’t have an open bar at the wedding reception, unless you want to have audio of the bride slurring, “where’s my fuckin’ bouquet?” while her mom is in the background exclaiming, do you know who I am?”.