Isn’t this special?

December 31, 2019:

Rampaging mobs breach security, occupy one building of the US Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq.  The embassy staff is hiding, protected by US Marines from the Embassy Security Detachment.

Meanwhile, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is flying around the world, trying to bribe governments to dig up dirt on Joe Biden.

Trump is playing golf.

Of course, we could call for help —

Call NATO! – oh right, never mind…
Call our diplomats! – Oh right, State has been hollowed out.
Call the Kurds! Oh right, never mind…
Call our regional allies! – Oh right, they cost too much money to maintain.

Call Jared! Yeah, Jared can get it fixed!!!